Neil Hamburger

I haven't heard Neil Hamburgers' jokes since I was way younger, and when he told them at the Volcomics party last Friday, I almost died. He singled me out for my smile and asked me why courtney love didn't get any cranberry sauce this thanksgiving... I couldn't remember, and damn now I wish I could have because he still hasn't made me his myspace friend....even though the now defunkt band THAT DOG has... strange. Maybe he's too busy not making money and doing shows.

So...go ahead, see if you can take on America's Funnyman: Why did Neil Hamburger not make me as his myspace friend?